I went to check the mailbox and noticed that we left a hammer sitting by the front door from our ‘dig the plastic dinosaurs out of the giant block of ice’ escapade last week. (Thanks for that one, Pinterest.) Right next to the hammer was a tile knife that Nash and I found on a walk and forgot to throw away. Leaving these two objects next to our front door is probably not the smartest thing I’ve ever done. Then again, it does kind of say to any would-be robbers “come at me, bro! But you’re gonna need these.”